Back to the grind

August is now here with the start of school and, more importantly, football season. Sweaty, big men are now working in the sun and blistering heat at training camps around the country. I personally enjoy air-conditioned comfort, but if I was getting paid six- and seven-figure salaries, I would be out there sweating with the big boys easy. I wonder if the waterboy gets paid well. Probably better than me, though there should be some kind of hazardous duty pay for having to put up with the funk that must permeate their locker rooms. Eww.